<Me> The same way that my parents do.
<I> I mean, is there something about pronouncing your last name that we should know about?
<M> Yes. The Q is silent. So is the W.
<I> Your last name doesn't contain a Q. Or a W.
<M> Exactly.
<I> Exactly? Exactly what? That doesn't make any sense.
<M> Sure it does. On Nonsense Day.
<I> That's not a real thing. There's no such thing as "nonsense day."
<M> That's just utter nonsense.
<I> Yes. Exactly. Nonsense. This entire conversation has been nonsense. It's all nonsense!
<M> Well, then, welcome to Nonsense Day!
<I> Arrrgh!!!
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